Showing posts with label Business and Economy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Business and Economy. Show all posts

Sunday, January 12, 2014

The contribution of Recharged Hair to the Love Life

http://www.sunsilk.in/

The coolest reason I find to recharge my hair is to sit pillion with my boyfriend on a two-wheeler bike while keeping my hair open. To be very frank, I have never really ventured out going on a bike ride with my boyfriend. There are 2 reasons for it; one is that my boyfriend does not have a bike (he drives a four wheeler); and secondly I am conscious of my limp and flat hair.

I could be termed lucky that my boy friend drives a sedan, but to be very frank I have missed out on getting cozy with him because of the huge size of the vehicle. I mean I like travelling in the luxurious car, but at times I feel some intimacy missing between the both of us due to the size of the car.

Many a times, I find myself staring at couples on 2 wheelers with a certain kind of crave. I crave of experiencing sitting close to my man on a bike with my hair let loose. I know both the stuff seem little impossible as of now, but I am sure there will be one day when they will not seem the same.

So for fulfilling the same, I have thought of a plan. I intend to use Sunsilk range of shampoos for myself and gift my boyfriend a brand new Vespa to fulfill this innocent dream of mine. I am sure the Sunsilk shampoo will super charge my hair and they will turn from flat and limp to bouncy and fuller. And the brand new Vespa will take care of the intimacy generation part of the plan.

Then we both can go for our bike drive with my hands resting on his shoulders and all the wind blowing in my hair. I just cannot imagine what I would go through at that particular time when this dream of mine will get fulfilled. I seriously get goosebumps....

Hope to see it getting fulfilled soon.

 http://www.sunsilk.in/ 





Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Scented and secretive mission to boost Population control measures

verschiedene Deodorants
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Prezerwatywa, z angielskiej wiki
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There is something that is disturbing me since some time. No, luckily there is not a personal problem, touchwood. Yeah I am worried for my life in a little more particular way than the ordinary general sense, but that could be because of the murder of my father and the events that have been taking place since then, I call them the aftermath of aftermath.

But sorry, this particular post is not on that one. Luckily I have been growing stronger with each passing day.
So, I get on to the issue that has been on my mind for sometime.

It is related to the advertisements that I see these days. If you too have been watching then you would certainly know that there seems to be an overflow of the masculine perfumes, deodorants and talc.
It seems to me as if the Indian health and hygiene sector has just realized that the Indian men are also living beings who perspire and end up being malodorous, resulting into a consciousness that could/does lead  them into shying away from the women folk.

Fine, but what is the need to over-exaggerate? The typical advertisements go beyond to what one would call simply insane. Is it some pheromones that they are actually filled in those aerosol bottles that would just pull the women folk towards the users of those deodorant brands??
Actually yes, one of the advertised brands does boast of some alpha male hormones, but I am yet to test that.

I am intrigued to know where it all started. Because if one analyzes the overall trend, there is not even one, I repeat not even one brand that does not show women getting all ga-ga over a male who uses that particular brand of perfume/deodorant/talc/soap or probably any other product that I am not yet aware of.

But why exactly all this troubles me....? It is because the condoms sale is on decline.

*I did read a news paper report claiming that despite the raunchy advertisements, there is not much positive happening with the sales of condoms. So, that makes me wonder how far will this raunchiness and debauchery indulgence shown in personal hygiene products going to take the sales.

But if really does, I just hope it also leads into a lot of condom sales. Guess that cog wheel theory could work out in this. I mean so what of the explicit advertisements theory could not work for the sales of condoms, but you never know it could work for the sale of deodorants, and probably it could also lead to a proportional amount of sales for the very important health product.

You know you never know.

*Source (though old data, but still a Source is a Source):





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Sunday, June 2, 2013

Re-The overdose of co-branding

Hi,

This is just a P.S. kind of post to my last one. I was right; I did have a feel that I must have missed mentioning at least 1 advertiser for the latest sensation YJHD.

So, yesterday after I had posted, I was slapped on my face with another co-branded commercial for the movie.

And this one is the tooth-paste brand. Of course, hair, face, clothes and accessories, travel, and phone are already taken care of, so the only one that seems left out till now is the dental hygiene. 

Therefore, I am glad that that is also taken care of. Plus, there is an added advantage too. With the purchase of that particular limited edition brand of Close-Up tooth-paste, one gets a special autographed wrist band.

Do I really need to mention who has autographed that special wrist band???

LOL

Saturday, June 1, 2013

The overdose of co-branding

I know this movie released yesterday, and I think it is a hit. The television channels have been showing the rushes of the movie every 10 minutes, and yeah going by the lead cast and the energy bursting out of them, the movie does look an intersting one.

I also like all that joyous, colourful burst of energy, but what I really get distracted is by the flow of advertising that flows along with this peppy rom-com. Of course, it is just not possible to watch Ranbir or Deepika without either Makemytrip, Pond's, Nokia Lumia, Parachute Hair Oil, or Jabong.com being flashed on your screens. (Pardon me if I missed any)

I do not know what made these brands to co-brand with the movie. Do the advertisers really think people will buy those products because they are being tied with the movie.

Really these companies think we as consumers are so dumb??

Because if we scratch our head a bit, then we realize that it was not so long ago that we witnessed Ms. Padukone selling BB Garnier cream. And a little before that she was selling Maybelline cosmetics.

Oh yeah, I do agree that the only product that she endorses both in the movie trailer and otherwise also is the Parachute Hair Oil.

OK, I agreed with that one, but then why exactly the Pond's scrub that claims to remove tan is associated with the leading lady in the movie? Even if the HUL brand has co-branded with the movie producers, would not it have been more intelligent to replace the other lady Ms. Koechlin in the fairness inducing product??

On the other hand, the apparel online retailer is selling the wardrobe of the stars in the movie. I liked that concept of mimicking what the stars wear in order to become at least half as good looking as them. So, I thought of sourcing the same deep blue sari that Deepika drapes in the signature "badatmeez" song of the movie. But believe it or not, I searched the entire site, left right and centre, but I just could not find it, and how depressed and cheated I felt after that. Sigh....

Hope some of us understood the conniving ways of thrusting consumerism... 


Friday, July 20, 2012

Thanks Dove for being there...


Almost every one has a hair problem these days. Be it a man or a woman. I have never really come across anyone who does not have a hair problem to rant about. Beautiful, luscious hair seems like a fantasy entirely. The only times I have heard or seen people with good hair is in the fairy tale of Rapunzel, or the once in a blue moon coverage of some women somewhere with long stresses that are so and so many meters long, and of course the models in shampoo advertisements or the Bollywood divas in their movies. 

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Now coming to a thread-bare or a hair-bare analysis of all these depicts of strong, beautiful, long, shiny stresses, we all know in our guts are not true. Rapunzel is indeed a fairy tale, so not worth discussing at all; models and actresses in movies and the shampoo advertisements look very different onscreen and vis-à-vis their off-screen presence. The fact that wigs, hair extensions, bouffant and tons of other artificial products are used to give volume to their hair is a common knowledge now. So, to vie for people on-screen having beautiful hair is also pointless. Next coming to the common people with good hair; well I really appreciate women who have made it to the Guiness book of World records or registered in the Limca Book of World records for their long stresses, but they still do not become someone I stay in awe of cause I have never seen really beautiful long hair on them. I mean their stresses do qualify for lengths, but when it comes to beauty, they really lack luster. To prove my point I have added a picture of Xie Qiuping, the woman who holds a Guiness record for the longest hair. You need to see for yourself the point that I am trying to make. Length is fine, but the hair should actually be healthy. Health is evident when the hair is lustrous, does not fall and look pampered and bouncy.


Any way, why I spout so much about hair and the various problems attached to them is because I have really had a long hair tale to share. I have always had long hair that extends up to my hips. In addition to the good length, the low down is that their basic temperament is frizzy, limp and gradually thinning to a great extent. Luckily, I never got to worry much about their appearance because I happen to be a male, and that too a Jatt Sikh. I conceal them nicely under my over-sized turban. That does solve the problem of public display of my thinning and whining stresses, but there is nothing much I can do to improve their texture. I know chopping them off to some lengths does bring in vitality to them, but my religion forbids that. So, my only option remained oiling and shampooing them. But since I need to keep them covered most of the times, I could not really juggle up my regular busy schedules to include a regular and elaborate oiling and shampooing session. I recall many a times I have had kept my hair messy with oil and hidden them under my turban, or after weeks of non-oiling they have turned into a frizzy bunch of knots and then I have again hidden them under my turban. And continued moments of these hide-and-seeks have led to a never ending hair fall.



Because of my hair problems, I have avoided going out for vacations with friends. The mere thought of sharing the same room with friends gives me a bout of embarrassment. At times I felt if it was not for my turban, I would have been a laughing stock amongst all, thanks to my religion because of which I have saved a face. But whenever I used to think of future, I would get really paranoid wondering what will happen once I get married. I would wonder what my wife to be would think of me and my hair. And I used to think what would happen if she would not be the one from my community. These thoughts had become a part and parcel of my life. I would go into a remorse seeing my hair turban-less on Sundays, at times out of frustration I even thought of chopping them all off, but every time my religious staunch held me back.


I am thankful that it did hold me back. It is because about 6 months back, a chanced moment I got lucky. I happened to see just another advertisement of a shampoo on the first few pages of one of the issues of Reader's Digest. I sneered at it as just another made up model posing for just another hair product. But somehow I ended up reading the entire content of the 2 page advertisement. It talked about Dove advertisements featuring real women as celebrities and not the regular paid and made up models. After reading that advert I thought of giving the product a try. As it is I had been a guinea pig to so many brands and their products in past, I thought of budging in again. And I am glad I did. I used the Dove Nourishing Oil care range, and it suited me the best since I have had the historical habit of being irregular about oiling. Once my scalp got better with the regular usage of Oil care range, I moved on to the Intense Damage repair range of Dove. And voila, my perdurable damaged stresses got revived. I was simply amazed. I mean my hair have been to daily tight twisting and coiling under my turban for almost as old as I am; and still all that stress that they have undergone was taken care of in a few week's time!! Gradually my hair fall also started to reduce, since most of it was induced due to the physical damage that my stresses were going through. But God forbid if I ever happen to experience a hair fall, I shall definitely try the Hair Fall rescue range. Since that day I thank Dove for being there.

 ‘…and that was the end of my hair problems!’ The very fact that I know that Dove Hair care range is by my side, gives me a lot of comfort. Now I am no longer shy of people discovering my knotty and messy hair, and have found a new confidence in me. Aha though there still remains one hair problem.

Due to my religious vows, I am unable to flaunt my stresses, as I am forbidden to keep my hair loose and open. I am sure my would-be wife would definitely be either proud or envy of my stresses.

    
P.S: This is my semi-fictional entry post for the Dove Contest on Indiblogger. I dedicate this post to my dear husband.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

My Forex Trading Rules

1. Engage only 2% of your equity.
2. Trade only one currency pair at a time.
3. Risk to reward ratio of 1:3
4. In any case do not fail/fall from your plan.
5. Irrespective of a large equity, do not hesitate to put stop loss and take profit.
6. It is all about taking intelligent guesses, so with time, you can guess as to how much a pair slips or soars on
    an average trading day.
7. After using zillions of techniques, and indicators, I have come to believe that Bollinger bands work the best
    in 15 minutes to 1 hour time frame for most of the currency pairs.
8. Eur/Usd, Gold and Silver all follow the same patterns.
9. Hammer/hanging man both indicate trend reversal.
10.Gravestone Doji/ doji star, again indicates a reversal.
11.Dont fret if you see you missed a big wave.....just wait for a week, you can again join in the party. The best thing about forex is that you always get a moment to party, if not today, then tomorrow.
12. Like what I do is, I check for the price of Gold at the time when London market opens, then I simply keep a pending buy order at 30 points below the high till that time; and another of half strength at 20 points below. That means one of 0.5:1.5 and another of 1:3, and normally they get realised as per the Indian standard time.
13. Also the above practice I do with the simple moving averages in mind from 15 minutes to 1 hour of time frame for the Eur/USD and 4 hours work best for the Gold and Silver commodities...
No wonder, I live a comfortable lifestyle, which most of the people find way too lavish.....



Sunday, May 27, 2012

Me and Kyra

This is my post for the Lakme Diva Blogger contest on Indiblogger; www.facebook.com/ilovelakme.

Ok, so after watching the contest page on Indiblogger, I believe that Kyra is similar to me. She loves to put her hair down; wear a floral summer dress, paint her face with favourite matte shades, accessorize well with funky pair of earrings, belt and a necklace, paint her nails with spunky colours, wear sneakers and go out into the Sun to have some  fun and laughter with her friends. But all this while she never forgets to cover her whole body with a layer of sunscreen with an SPF no less than 50; 50 and not 15, 20 or any other denomination below 50; because an SPF worth 50 provides more than 97% protection from the harmful UVA and UVB rays.

So, now when the major concern of protection is taken care of, what remains is deciding on the place to have fun. Both me and Kyra find major amount of fun visiting the beaches. But mind you we are not the ones who would be vising the regular, popular beaches which every Tom, Dick and Harry ends up visiting. Rather, we will be at the beaches which are not yet mapped by Google. Hahaha. Yes ,even google needs to learn a few tricks from we girls.

After little brainstorming we both girls decided on the Narhara marine beach on the shores of Arabian Sea outlining the Indian water borders at the Gujarat's coastline. I and Kyra will spend our entire day there to spend time with the friends who live under water like the Octopus, prawns, fish et al.

The entire vast stretches of the sea will be for both of us, since many people do not dare to visit such forbidden places. It works out wonderful for both of us. We both will keep wading far off till our eyes can see; there will be no human soul around; no disturbing sounds of traffic, and not even a single worry in our minds. The only sound that we could hear will be of our giggles, which will be interrupted by occasional cries of the seagulls that would be perching on some dry part of earth. And little far off we could see some turtles coming out of the water to meet us. We both will run towards them. Some would be big enough to carry each one of us on our backs for a nice turtle rides. If we are lucky, some could even surprise us with a turtle spin under the water. Wow, the thought itself brings me a thrilling chill.

Yes, and there would be that notorious balloon fish in the waters too. The one that is famous for playing tricks of swelling up her body like a balloon to deceive her attackers. But her skills will be not enough to fool me and Kyra. We will pick her up and would not let her go. Of course when is it that you get to feel an exotic live fish; the moment she will be done with her tricks and deflate her body, we will put her back into water. Of course, we are nice girls. I am sure from then on the balloon fish will be skeptical of girls visiting her home again. LOL

The other sea creature that will not like us will be the humble Octopus. Yes, the same relative of the celebrity predictor. How we both would wish that the few of the octopuses at Narhara beach would be half as proficient as their Paul uncle in predicting futures. Then, we both could have a lovely time knowing our future before hand. And of course in return, we would gift the Octopus a bottle of Lakme Sunscreen; they need it too. The black ink that they spit in pre-defense makes their skin dark, along with the harms of the rays of the Sun that could penetrate deep into the water too.

Then after meeting up all the Star fishes, sea-anemones and all the other members of the Sea world, we will bid a farewell to them when the time comes for the Sun to set in. The setting Sun would also indicate the time of our farewell to the sea friends with whom I and Kyra spent a wonderful day. With the memories of spending such a wonderful day, we girls will be back to our abodes to sleep and dream about going to another beautiful place the next day.

How much do we wish all this happens for sure when we visit the place. All around the only thing to be seen would be the vast Sea under us, Sun on top and we both precious pearls between both.

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Wish every place that we end up visiting turns out beautiful.....

Friday, May 11, 2012

Things that I just dont get - I

There are many things around that I witness during my day to day craft of living that make me go perplexed. Just this morning I saw this product on some online cosmetic website, and it took me a full 3 minutes to gather what the product really was.

In fact looking at it I was congratulating the owner Vinita Jain of Biotique for coming up with Sports and Fitness products. With the thought about this new range of health products I went off to my daily regime of cleaning my face. I was wondering whether to ingest the product or is it supposed to be a topical application one. But as soon as I was awake from my stupefaction after splashing my face with my customary rose water, that I realized that it was not any new range, but the regular hair conditioner that was advertised.

People please have a look at the picture and tell me if I was wrong in getting that stupid notion.

P.S: Ms Jain, I respect you a lot, but please give some thought before setting out the nomenclature to your product ranges....Ever thought of renaming the same product as "Volumizing Shampoo" ??

Friday, October 28, 2011

DISCOVER QVENDO

I have always believed in the process of creating "wish lists". Don't know why, but whenever I list all the stuff that I wish to possess or for that matter experience in my life, I am able to achieve through writing them down. It is actually not just about writing, but the power of listing them down makes me targeting them head-on. Till now most of the stuff that has reached my mind and has seeped into the Post-aid through pen, has definitely made an impression into the experiences or rather the achievements of my life.

Be it the wish of travelling to a beautiful virgin beach which is not found on google map or the craving for a peculiar recipe authentically prepared by the natives of a locale, as of now whatever I have wished has mostly been achieved. So, that brings me to the next challenging upgrade of wishing of luxury shopping stuff from the Qvenbdo site. Let me see what all stuff from them excites me right now. Well the Replay watches look enticing. Wish I could have one with a big dial and a broad brown strap with the textured finish on it. Boy that would look so amazing on me. I love to wear real masculine watches. I really like them, though some people tell me that they would not look good on my thin wrists, but I feel that is what makes me and wrists stand apart. lol

Don't know if this wish of mine will be fulfilled, till then let me look out for some more challenging stuff to include in my wish list.
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Women for Women


I have really never come across anyone who wears a lot of nude clothes. Really the most enjoyed statement in the recent times. What really is surprising is to see the way her face lits up the moment she talks about her counselling sessions to the boys who were the misguided culprits. Really i try with all my mind to believe that what she means with such a cheerful smile is what actually is.

You damn fool a woman, are you really a woman?? And that too in National Commission of Women...

Or is it that you are not too familiar with the culture of Mangalore, but considering your name, even that benefit of doubt I am not able to grant you.

The girls were innocent and they were misguided by the boys there. The pub owner did not have enough security arrangements. Is it?? Do you mean that your innocent Hindu boys can again behave so concerned for the innocent girls. Indeed your innocent boys who are repenting now, whom you counzeled are again in the mood to blast at Amnesia?? Aiyo that does not sound cool for the women and innocent garls.

Madame, it is high time you get to wake up to the fact that if a woman could buy her own drink, very soon she will learn to tackle with these talibans who in the name of Hinudtva and sanskars have roughed them up.

And she will also get to judge such pseudo women like you, who hide their unscrupulous intentions behind their BIG BIG NCW posts.

I thought after seeing her numerous telecasts of insensible interviews, some wisdom would dawn on her. But alas, lady you made me blog, thanks for your superflous boisterous remarks to Ms. Renuka Chowdhary, I am sure the whole world knows you need some terrible help...

I heard this sometime on some daily soap, and you are the perfect example for this "Ek aurat hi aurat ki dushman hoti hai" LOL

Friday, January 23, 2009

drained fmcg


The magnitude of the success of the FMCG sector in penetrating deep into the lives of an average Indian can be understood from a simple foretell.

80% of Indian would own a LVMH product in 50 years from now. It is indeed something quite difficult to imagine as of today. Similarly, at the time of independence such was the story of FMCG products. Even the products which are today considered the bare necessities of hygiene were then the products of luxury, which only the very elite could indulge in.

Though the entire FMCG sector was the premium sector then, but its penetration started off with the introduction of economic and the low priced products targeted towards the mass consumption.

Little did Mr.Karsan Bhai did know then, that his innovation in the 70’s (yellow colored caustic powder) would ultimately route the industry to the era of bio-clean washing powders as of today.


The legend has it that the Innovation in the sector has been the major driver of its success.

It is interesting to know that the innovations happened not just at the product stages, but the channels, promotions as well as markets. Therefore, there came the historic fad of FMCG being the thing of riches; today the rurals are considered the major growth drivers. The sector boasts the privilege of including a vast range of products scattered in-between Food and Non-Food products. With the rise of the country’s economy over time, the category has seen a multifold increase reaching a 20 Bn $ in the year 2008.

The entire globe is aware of the recession hit in the last year, the aftermath of which seems to be persistent. It has treated every country and sectors alike, reserving a bias only in the magnitude of the hit. Restricting our observations to our country alone, it is well known that in times like these, the FMCG sector has actually gained in values. Also, the values have not just increased in the vocation providing metros, but also the agriculture dominated rurals.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Global Recession

English: A graph of the Early 1980s recession ...
English: A graph of the Early 1980s recession in the United States. Blue line is Percent Change From Preceding Period in Real Gross Domestic Product (annualized; seasonally adjusted) Red line is Average GDP growth 1947–2009 Data is from the Bureau of Economic Analysis. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It is quite seldom to miss the term RECESSION in a single day past a year. A verbal miss is definitely evened up with every click on almost any web page.
The effects of which are more pronounced than the meaning of the word itself. For sure the World collectively is in recession. Firstly it was the great economic power, the US.

Then came the next Eurozone; encapsulating its popular members within. I get to hear Germany, the largest economy in Europe falls into recession. Italy is in recession. Spain is in recession and headed for a very, very bad recession on all accounts because its housing crisis is accounted to be worse than that in the US.

London isn't officially in recession but it is all but contracting sharply and headed for what appears to be a deep recession.
France narrowly avoided recession by now; much to the delight of its government but it seems to be only a matter of time.

Very recently, Japan has officially fallen into recession, joining the Eurozone.

Looking for back home and the neighbourhood, China, Brazil, along with India, are all included in the G20. They are the economies that are still growing and potentially could get the world out of this mess and so there is a shift in global power implicit in that.

If at all India seems to be in a situation relatively prosperous than the major biggies, then I fail to understand why the Sensex behaves like the sleeping snail every other day. Not to mention, eroding my paper wealth to a mere quarter of what I had put in 3 long calendar years back

To put my disarrays at bay, I indeed had to Google up for the term RECESSION. Accepting to the Wikipedia’s definition, I am enlightened to the fact that “so when the economy has been contracting for two consecutive quarters – it qualifies to the technical definition of a recession”.

Proportioning it to my micro analysis, it means when the Country has not been delivering its agreeable targets for the consecutive quarters, it has receded or has become economically distant.

Hailing from the aggressively aggressive ‘Sales’ background I understand the similar repercussions on a quarter for a Sales Executive; to the branch he is located; to the organization; and most importantly to the face of the business.

Similarly, conforming to the same laws of proportion, the repercussions and the contingency planning for a country to follow is beyond my quantum of strategy and calculation.
My solace only lies in the fact that the World’s richest Indian has slipped to the second rank losing a lot of wealth, just the way I have.

Monday, November 17, 2008

do not know what to say


Now my curent companion has become magicbricks.com. what a change from orkut.com.
Every time there is a fight, i simply log on to these real estate sites, and the moment I find a shelter that fits in my budget, i feel so relieved.

It is so difficult to live alone, but it is more difficult to stay with someone with whom you do not want to live. An ill-tempered room mate is a fiasco. But a similar scenario with a spouse is indeed a fiasco.

All thanks to these online real-estate sites for making home-search so easy. And of course the banks and lending institutions, and the Sharekhan Top Picks.

And how can i forget Tim Lee for the Internet.

How sad he never even fights. A non-fighting silent husband is more dangerous than the wife battering ones.

In the former, you don't even get to know, who is at fault. If he would have been hitting and abusing me, I would have considered him the villain, but he never does anything. He simply shuts himself off. How weird.

Not to worry, I will also do the same from now on.

I will also shut myself up, coz you get to know what your enemies are scared of by watching their weapons.

...don't remember but i read this somewhere in some Strategy Magazine.

What a pity, there is no difference between domestic violence and the war front.
May be both are wars, only the quantum differs...

Thursday, October 9, 2008

A bird in hand worth 10 in the bush


Except for these matrimony sites, I have accounts everywhere. Same user names and passwords everywhere takes me into the virtual flow of all the uber-chic websites of this age. Be it job sites, social-networking sites, professional networking, real asset, equity trading, forex trading, shopping, auction, and of course blogging. 

But then why not matrimony sites. May be because the wave missed me. Been dating my husband for the years, the time when these Bharatmatrimony, Shaadi.com and the very recent simplymarry.com were not there. This simplymarry.com I feel is the best satirical and ironic brand in this vertical. How can one be just simply married. It is so difficult a thing to do. How well I remember 3 years back I developed such a cold feet plunging into one. And that when we both knew each other so well. Thank god that his was colder than mine. LOL.

The picture below in the red sari is exactly a year back. Simply comparing that to mine now looks so so different...And the one is white sari a year before that. And the blue picture some months close to the marriage time.

Just unbelievable how time simplyflies. Oh my God, that is some body else's tag line. Simplify. Yes, I recall that is Deccan Airline's fortnightly magazine.

Well coming back to the topic of lacking a presence in the Internet matrimony domain. Hm mm I thought a lot. Then I thought of catching the wave by logging on to the sub-segment in the same vertical. Yes, the second-hand marriage market.

The options were simply not simplysecondmarriage.com. No, of course not. Second marriage has to be more complicated. As per my research, the complications in marriage increase exponentially with each one.

Anyways, I thought of getting into the secondmarriage.com and marryagain.in. But I could not. Simply because change in marriage market is contrasting to the job one. You can post liners like looking for better prospects, better rewards.

Also, most importantly you can list your current partner's name and the gross benefits availed from him/her. LOL

And very importantly you need to be single and looking for someone. I read this somewhere on the net that people mentioning that they are separated get poor results. You have to be vacant to get into a new relationship.

Hm mm pondering all this, I gave up. And to make matters worst my current life partner is not there with me for our 3rd anniversary. It is such a big void without him. First anniversary without him.

What a phenomenon, when he is there I scare him to leave him any day, but deeply miss him when he is not there. Wish I always remain aloof to these first, second, third and last marriage sites....

I feel one is better off with the ignorance of these websites.

At some instances in life, a bird in hand is indeed woth 10 in the bush, may be a HAWK. hahha
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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Branding

Olympic Park
Olympic Park (Photo credit: beefy_n1)

Never before have I observed anyone with such consistent a branding. Yes, she is a model and an actress as well. And the branding that I am talking about is not for a product, but for the Olympics. What!!! must have been your reaction. Yes, indeed. It will be, but if you come to think of the events that lead me to think that way, she is indeed a brand ambassador for Olympics in her own way, as in Olympics jokes.

I can date back to the 2004 Olympics when Coca Cola was one of the sponsors of the event then. Every news channel repeatedly telecasted our Bengali beauty's very confident lines: "Adolf Hitler started the Olympics, but which year I am not sure of". I am sure even Hitler must have found it funny.

But wait for next 4 years for the another set of Olympic related joke from the beauty again.

This time it was a bonanza offer. A free joke with a joke.
First one : "I wish to date the gold medalist Abhinav Bindra"

As if this wasn't so poor on the gold medalist's part, Vijendra was also under the radar, but with a condition.

"He would be kissed if he wins a gold"

OMG, is it true that all beauties are brainless.

Don't know whenever I think of Olympics, I only think of Bipasha and her jokes.

So miserable I feel for her.
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Urgent Requirement for the post of Hitler


It is indeed required now. When it is general public, high intensity, when muslim locality, a low intensity bomb. Bastards talk of holy Ramzan and Pakistan, but it turns out to be the biggest irony.

Dont know what they achieve by doing things. I so wish there could be some real Hitler to suffocate all these muslims in a gas chamber.

Each and every muslim should be killed. I have lots of hope from the Modi. Though i am not in favour of any fundamentalist party, not even a Hindu, like the BJP. But now I feel they are required to brush clean these pests.

You muslims just wait and watch, in few years each and every uneducated Hindu will kill each and every Muslim. Since ages you have had the habit of doing all ULTA of ours, now we will show you how much ULTA of yours we can become.

I recall few which my nani used to tell me:

You wash hands till the elbow, we generally wash just the hands
You worship the moon, we the Sun
Your mosque is lower in height compared to the surrounding minarets, our temple always is the highest of the surrounding pillars.
You eat halal meat, we avoid that.
You eat cow, we worship cow.
We don't eat the holy animal cow, you don't eat the most filthy considered animal, pig.
But still your mentality is the dirtiest dirtiest of all.

The ULTA which is going to happen is:
Your educated population is becoming terrorists, or uneducated population will fight your terror and will wipe you all.

This blogger spell check reminds me to remove the abusive language, and also asks me to write the word muslim in capitals, i am never going to do that. Because the deep ingrained fundamentalism, and the philosophy that (Universe - Muslims)= Kafirs is your problem. Mark my word your own philosophy of considering yourselves and your KOM has only bifurcated you from the mainstream and labelled you with the term minority.

All over the World, muslims are in minority, wherever they go, of course except the muslim dominated geographies. The minority world in toady's context is only associated with muslims.

Wish i could be there at the time of your newborns circumcision, then and there i would love to chop your neo-natals, so that they don't grow up to kill any one's kid.

You bastard terrorist muslims, i hate you all.

My husband says my swears are not going to work, I just wish all of us take the responsibility to ignore and save our near and dear ones from being damaged by them.
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