Marital Relations - IV

A young girl was bitten by the fashion fad of hair straightening.
Being a student, she did not have enough allowances with her to get her hair properly straightened at a hair salon.

She then approached her boyfriend to fund the same for her. Poor boyfriend had no other option but to succumb to his girl friend’s whims and fancies.

He started saving from his part-time job to gather enough cash to gift to his girl friend.
After some time the girl got the required amount of funds from her boy friend. She duly used the funds to get the perfect straightened hair that she was wanting since a long time.

Naturally, she was very happy after the entire experience, and went straight to her boy friend to show him her perfect mane.

She kept twisting and turning flaunting her sleek hair, the way probably a child would do with a new toy he would have been gifted on his third birthday.

Few minutes must have passed in flattery, when she suddenly realized that her boy friend had not been truly appreciative of her efforts in looking better, except for uttering “nice, nice” just a few times.

At once she started accusing him of being not committal and unappreciative towards her.

The moment her tears started rolling, the boy friend got nervous and ended up saying something in a complete fumble.

Boy Friend: “Oh dear, you look so lovely. Your hair is as flat as my pockets right now Oh, rather as flat as your chest. !!”

Obviously, they both never met after the conversation.

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Marital Relations - III

Once a

newly married bride was novice at cooking as well.

Everyday she would prepare a meal for the dinner.

That was the only meal they both used to have together. It was their work life that made the dinner to be the only meal they used to have at home.

Each night before sleeping, wife would ask the husband about the meal.

Wife: “How was the dinner tonight?”

Husband: “Very well, just like you my love?”

This happened for sometime, and then one fine day some friends called on the couple for drinks.

The lady decided to cook some dinner for the guests. The husband suggested many a times to his wife, of ordering food from a restaurant in order to save her time and energy.

Nevertheless, the lady cooked the food for the guests, and thanked her husband for being so thoughtful of her.

After the drinks, everyone looked forward to the meal.

Somehow the guests did not like the food that was served. Although they were courteous to not let the hosts know about it. They simply tasted everything, and filled their tummies with the snacks and bites that were not home-made.

Being witness to all this, the lady was very sad. She was under-going frustration, but she kept herself calm till the guests left.

After they left, the lady started crying out of frustration and understood the whole thing.

She understood that she was never good at cooking, and her husband always lied to her all this while.

The husband tried pacifying her, but she kept crying and shouting.

She confronted him and asked him what made him lie to her for so long.

The man not knowing how to react simply answered: “I always thought of sleeping with a peaceful mind, if not the tummy”

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Marital Relations - II

Every time after visiting his mother’s grave, husband used to shed a tear.

The entire drive back home used to be in silence, along with the company of his wife.

Years and years passed, but the wife did not find any change in her husband’s love for his beloved mother.

Each visit to the mother’s grave would bring tears to the man.

Moved by her husband’s devotion and love for his dead mother, she happened to ask him once.

Wife: “Darling, will you love me with the same intensity, as you do to your mother”

Husband replied: “Yes, love I would, why would I not”

Wife: “Promise??”

Husband: “Yes, that’s a promise!!”

Wife: “Will you even shed tears if I happen to die someday??”

Husband: “Of course, but I cannot promise if the tears would be of the same nature!!”

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