So, this is my first post after the happiness of winning the
KFC's Fiery
grill contest. Well, the time I submitted my blog post for the contest, I had
no idea that I could end up winning that. After all there were just 3 likes, to
my post. But the moment I was a winner, (
1st runner-up) my post likes and appreciations zoomed. If it had not been for the lady who got the maximum
likes, I would not have got to know that I was the winner. She commented on my
post, and then I woke up to the fact that I was indeed a winner. OK, any ways
my
last post was on 14th of February, now today it is 17th of February, oh my
God, I did not blog for 2 days....oh no..
So, let us move on to the post of the day. It is titled BOOBLICIOUS. I
simply fail to understand why women try so hard to be one, when actually they
are not. What is the fun in having
big boobs? Firstly, it is difficult to wear
tank tops and corset dresses with big boobs; you will be feeling stuck or
choked wearing them. Secondly, all the men will be looking at you with their
eyes wide open. And please do not stereotype
Indian men in that category of
lusty eyed men. I have witnessed such ogling men in
Switzerland too. So, in fact Indian
men are being too nice if they just feel you with their vision when you are so
booblicious. Thirdly, of course big boobs are gonna weigh you down. They do
carry a weight of their own, isn't it?? So, you will be stressed and worked out
after carrying your own
fake boobs for a long time.
I am fine with the fact that few women are born booblicious, I only do not
understand the fascination of petite women to get booblicious with all the
means that they could. Stuffing their such delicate body parts with socks,
double
bras, padded bras, wired bras, gel bras, securing them with
duct tapes
and then silicone implants. My goodness is there so much pressure of having
an hour glass figure, especially the upper part of the hour glass. And it is worse
if you are simply doing all this to impress a guy. You are in any case going to
lose him the moment you get him. Who will like a woman who fakes her own body part....she
can go to any heights to fake other stuff as well.
And the job is not done even after the stuffing, then you are also supposed
to stand with your boobs protruding outside in order to make the convex more prominent. Glam them up with shimmering
fake tan lotions
and dusty compact powder foundations too. Also, if you are posing for pictures, you
can try more tricks like bubbling them up by first lifting them, and then pressing the two in-between your two hands!!!!!
Seriously guys, I am happy being ignorant of the fact that I am born flat. I
feel free, stress free and less vulnerable to the prying eyes.
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| Such a loser |
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| babes you should have pressed somewhere else too |
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| I tried it too, I look so retarted...LOL |
Disclaimer: Not intended to women who have gone through chemo therapies
LOL :P an outspoken POST and damn frank.. certainly you cannot be a HYPOCRITE...
ReplyDeleteCongrats for winning KFC and as a teen guy, i can't stand against your topic :P
i dono what to comment ? :P :P
but i have to say, i enjoyed this post and the 2nd snap(CAPTIONS) was amazing !